Jumped out of a plane twice, crossed the country once.
There isn’t anywhere I won’t go, anything I won’t try.
No sky too high, no sea too deep, no cliff too steep.
I learned a lot of lessons in my life.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
MODERATION IS FOR COWARDS.
Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but photos.
I’m a lifesaver, nature lover, environment-protecting peace keeper.
I’ll camp, jump, super tramp, and use a spoon to open up a can.
I’m a hard-ass, soft-hearted camping, trekking,
scuba diving, parachuting, water rafting, bungee jumping, thrill-seeking WEEKEND WARRIOR.
So if you’re feeling groggy, pack your bags and come with me.
Because this Warrior’s been there, done that, and is going back for more.
Disclaimer: this credo is inspired by Shane Patton’s “Ballad of the Frogman”